Sometimes falling in love can feel like everything you hold dear has been taken hostage by some stranger you can’t control. You’ve given the stranger this tiny, fragile glass part of yourself, and he’s out there playing football with it in the rain. Along the way, you will fail – brilliantly, awkwardly. But eventually you will have developed a very particular set of skills, and you’ll be ready. And you will use those skills to photoshop two of your favorite movies together.