Big Buckin Chickin
I really wish I had been in the room when the ad execs for the Burger King account came up with this one.
AD EXEC 1: Okay, so there's this huge chicken.
AD EXEC 2: I'm listening, I'm liiiistening.
AD EXEC 1: It's in a corral.
AD EXEC 2: Keep going, keep goooing...
AD EXEC 1: There's a cowboy riding the huge chicken.
AD EXEC 2: I'm with you, I'm wiiith you...
AD EXEC 1: That's it - it's just like a real rodeo, except instead of a bull, it's this ---
AD EXEC 2: GIANT CHICKEN!
AD EXEC 1: BINGO!
AD EXEC 2: That's IT! WOOOHOOO!
AD EXEC 1: YEAH! Hahahahaha! They're gonna love it!
AD EXEC 2: Wohahahahaha! I can't take it! A cowboy - -- hahaha -- riding a giant ----
AD EXEC 1: CHICKEN! Hoooo - hahahaha- ride 'em cowboy!
AD EXEC 2: HAHAHAHA!
AD EXEC 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AD EXEC 2: Jim, you're a --- hahahaha --- friggin genius!!!
AD EXEC 1: Oh! But wait!!!
AD EXEC 2: Who's the man! HAHAHAHA!
AD EXEC 1: Wait - you haven't heard the BEST part!
AD EXEC 2: Don't see how it could get much better than a GIANT CHICKEN! IN A RODEO! HAHAHAHA!
AD EXEC 1: HAHAHA!! WOOOO!!! No really, just WAIT! The BEST part - all the while - in the background, there's this soft, sweet, romantic country ballad playing, the kind of music you make sweet love to, and it's singing "biiiig, buckin, chickin....you are big, and you are chiiiiickin..."
AD EXEC 2: ......
AD EXEC 1: YEAH! It's GENIUS!
AD EXEC 2: You lost me.
Comments
Does the big buckin chicken have an email address so that his fans can email him.
Posted by: Anita | March 29, 2006 03:37 PM
"Jim, you're a --- hahahaha --- friggin genius!!!"
This wing-nut thinks our hypothetical Ad Excec, Jim, is a sinister genius corrupter of innocence.
It's crass, heavy-handed double entendre and the youngest kids get it. First the fast food bastards clog their arteries, fill them with sugar fries and destroy their growing bodies with the poison they push. Now they get together with the Madison Avenue Shmedricks and ease them into the f-word and mutual masturbation.
I have to give him credit, I didn't see that one coming. But then again, I'm not a closet mutual masturbator who'd see that writing so clearly on the wall.
Posted by: Evan | March 29, 2006 05:41 PM
ITS MY FAVORITE COMERICIAL EVER
Posted by: Anonymous | March 31, 2006 02:38 PM
I'm the singer on the Buckin' Chicken spots....I have fans????
Cool
Posted by: Derek Breakfield | June 6, 2006 01:30 AM
Keep up the great work on your blog. Best wishes WaltDe
Posted by: WaltDe | August 31, 2006 08:52 PM