Boo hoo.
I cry quite easily.
For instance. Take a tiny baby.
Add a large object.
Sniff.
Or how about:
Take a working class loser
Add heavyweight champion with awesome name:
Sniff sniff.
Or this:
“Too small for football" working class loser
Add last game at Notre Dame
And, for kicks, throw in a warm-hearted janitor
I'm BAWLING.