Sara Schaefer

Apparently, I live in a neighborhood of WINNERS!!!

A few years ago, I saw Jay McCarroll walking near my apartment, talking on his cellphone.

Now, just recently, I have seen the adorable Harold Dieterle, winner of Top Chef, more than once in my hood!

Apparently, my neighborhood is where Bravo dumps the winners of their reality shows.

I wanted to tell him how much I enjoyed seeing him defeat that bitch Tiffani during the final battle and ask him if he wants to come over and cook me a meal. But I worried due to his serious nature on the show that he'd be all pissed off. (Who can forget his disdain for cooking meals for the children? Culinarily speaking, I am not far off from a small child...and I would never want to offend the refined sensabilities of the TOP chef.) Well, you can imagine my delight when I read his bio page on the Top Chef website, which says that Harold "finds that people will think he is always in a bad mood because of his serious nature in the kitchen. But out of the kitchen, he describes himself as 'all smiles.'"

Well then, I'm all smiles too, Haroldy. Let's be the best of friends.

Call me.