LALALALALALA
I'm in L.A. I've never been here before. It's fun. Though not having a driver's
license here is a bit of a problem.
On Monday I had the pleasure of interviewing the fine men of Metal Skool.
If you don't know who/what they are, look that shit up because they are
hilarious and good.
After the interview they allowed us to watch the show from onstage...and I must say I am so glad I was on stage and not in the packed crowd of sweaty drunks screaming on the floor of the club.
This show is top notch. They elevate the phenomenon of the drunk girl to such an insane level. They have managed to figure out a way using 80's hair band costumes and music to get girls to come up on stage and get completely naked.
This happened within 10 minutes of the show starting. I mean, these guys are genius. Their act is like crack to these girls.
Hal Sparks attempted to prove his badassery by getting up and singing some White Snake.
Girls gone wild. Soon hereafter a stripper poll is introduced.
Then we went to a whole new level of crazy when a dude with no legs appeared on stage.
Rage Against The Machine drummer Tom Morello joined in.
During "Pour Some Sugar On Me", they brought me and my producer up on stage to dance. (YES, we got it ALL on tape. You'll just have to wait for that. The editors have to do some after effects to make my boobs look bigger.)
In general, the Metal Skool guys are pretty amazing. They know what the people want. Boobs, alcohol, wigs, spandex, and really well-done covers of 80's hair-metal songs. Did they sing "Rock You Like A Hurricane"? YES. I rest my case.
