Sara Schaefer

Aspen was really fun. Lots of really great acts. I thought my show went very well,
despite being in the afternoon for a polite crowd of people who don't know how to ski.
I think they enjoyed it. Soon I am going to put the powerpoint presentation I did
(educating people as to the history of the internet) into video form and post it here.

The trip home was ridiculously long and difficult. I had a shuttle pick me up at 3:45 a.m.
It made six stops, picking up every random person in the mountains of Colorado, on its
way to Denver. Then, I had to wait five hours for my flight. Once on the plane, the pilot
came on and said "we over-fueled and now we're 1,000 pounds overweight. We're
going to idle here on the runway for 20 minutes to burn it off." At that point 20 minutes
didn't seem too significant. But what really bothered me was the fact that 20 minutes of
idling burns ONE THOUSAND pounds of fuel. And to think, I give my celebrity friends shit
for driving Hummers. Aaanyway, by the time I got home, I was told that I looked like E.T.
when E.T. is sick.

Check out this fun interview I did with Dave Hill in Aspen:

If you're wondering what I said, it was "ass raping."