Triumphant Return!
I have been gone so long, but now I make my triumphant return to sort of writing
things here! It's been a nutty nutty month. WET AND WILD!
It went pretty much like this:

My mom goes into hospital A.

Then, my dad goes into hospital B, at the same time!
LET THE FUN BEGIN!
Crazy nurse woman at hospital B tries to sell me special juice to cure mother, who is in hospital A. I'll have to tell you that story sometime soon.

I find out my niece doesn't like grass.

I go to a wedding.

I come back to New York. Having been spooked by said hospitalizations, I start a three week detox diet, "The Swiss Solution" to clean up my health.

48 hours later.

I go back to Virginia to try and assist the recovering parents, who, together, formed a sort of two-headed-I-hate-being-sick beast.
Somewhere in there I managed to be in this fun video with Perry Farrell and a bunch of my friends (you must watch the outtakes too).
OUTTAKES:
Somehow it all balances out.