Sara Schaefer

Yesterday while riding down a suburban highway, a conversation with my
sister regarding the most recent two episodes of The Hills reached a fever
pitch. As the words "Perhaps Lauren isn't realistic about how friendships
change once a serious boyfriend is in the picture..." fired out of my mouth,
I realized I've hit an entirely new low.

Seriously, I am getting Nurse Betty level involved with The Hills. Like, I'm
one witnessing-a-scalping away from believing I am one of Lauren's
friends and moving out there to help her burn down Heidi and Spencer's
apartment.

I've even done extensive internet research on the drama brewing outside the show, listening to radio interviews with all parties involved. It's disgusting.

But, really...can you blame me? Have you seen this show? It's AMAZING. These people are so incredible. And by incredible, I mean stupid.

Have you seen Spencer and Heidi's relationship? I can't even begin to list the ways in which Spencer is the biggest blowterd I have ever seen. In fact, I probably can, but maybe I'll save that for another post so as to not appear as pathetic as I obviously am.

But more recently, have you seen Justin Bobby, Audrina's on-again-off-again boyfriend? This man is the tip top of incredible. He has this Johnny Depp affectation that is really impressive. Again, I may post about this later, as there is just too much to say for one post...but to fully prepare yourself, PLEASE watch the most recent episodes. It will make my blog much more enjoyable, since I'm seriously thinking about re-launching it as a comprehensive daily analysis of MTV unscripted dramas.