Top 6 people I wish would read this fortune.
One of my favorite restaurants in my neighborhood is Hunan Delight. The food is
delicious and the atmosphere is warm, especially after their makeover in recent
years. But best of all, whoever orders the fortune cookies, must have asked for
the "titillating mind game" series.
This is the fortune I got at my most recent visit:
AMAZING. I can't stop imagining various people saying this. So here's my list of the top six
people I would just love to sit across from and have them crack open the cookie, and read
this to me aloud.
6. Chuck from Gossip Girl
5. Tila Tequila
4. Post-pimpin'-news James Lipton
3. Post-DUI Dad from Little People Big World, Matt Roloff
2. Mr. Peanut
1. This Bull.
Comments
Dude. Schaefer. I am OBSESSED with Chuck from "Gossip Girl." He has so much evil inside him, with a strong dose of goodness, as evidenced by when he totally saved Nate's ass that time at that underground gambling place in Queens or whatevs. Also, he is the only character to get consistently amazing lines of dialogue. Oh dear God, I want to open his fortune cookie. Also? In the books? HE'S GAY AND HAS A PET MONKEY!!!!
Posted by: SaraBenincasa | November 2, 2007 12:49 PM