Bejeweled Tops.
A question was raised at a ladies luncheon I attended a few weeks ago:
Why do all the women from The Real Housewives of Orange County
wear those hideous bejeweled tops?
These women are supposed to be insanely rich. And I'm sure they spent hundreds
of dollars for these things. But it looks like they shop exclusively at Wet Seal.
It's weird, because I assume they like to appear as if diamonds are bursting from their cleavage (and I assume they are in fact real diamonds, though I'm 400% confident that the cleavage isn't), but what it ends up looking like is their douchebag husbands went a little wild with a bedazzler in an attempt to grab hold of those bags of saline.
Personally, if you're going to attempt that look you might as well go all out:
Of course, I'm missing the main point here, which is how hideous their faces are with all that disgusting plastic surgery.
