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An email from my sister.

"I think it's time you write another blog entry.

Subject:

the time we went to the beach and you met that boy Jake on that trolley
that transported people from Corolla Light [resort on the outer banks] to the
shops. You thought you two would be together eternally. In addition,
I remember you said to me:

'As long as I have Jake in my life, I will be nice to you.'

We got off the trolley and you never saw Jake again.

Imagine what that did to me."

Comments

I can't imagine why Jake wouldn't want to see you again. Unless you found another man who likes disgusting nasty whores, such as yourself.

Wow, Holly. You really know my sister. You nailed it actually!

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