Signs that you,
part-time-employee-with-a-dream #4256,
are going nowhere.
- You've spent the past 3 hours checking off boxes like so:
- You write an email to a friend and accidentally push CTRL+V. This is what was on your clipboard:
519 S 02/10/06
519 S 05/23/06
519 S 09/12/06
519 P 01/03/07
519 S 02/07/07
519 S 06/22/07
519 RF 09/29/07
519 S 10/25/07
519 S 10/25/07
519 S 11/02/07
519 S 11/02/07
519 P 11/22/07
519 U 01/23/08
519 P 01/24/08
519 V 03/31/08
521 A 07/29/05
521 B 08/01/05
521 P 09/16/05
521 S 12/16/05
521 S 12/16/05
521 P 03/17/06
521 S 03/31/06
521 S 03/31/06
521 S 04/12/06
521 S 06/16/06
AND YOU ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
- You actually downloaded one of those animated smiley face emoticon programs and you're using them like crazy in all your emails.
e.g.
Nancy,
Jim just informed me of the little glitch with the database where you have to click OUT of the box in order for your changes to be saved. So I'm a little delayed in getting that report to you. FYI.
-Sara
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Comments
Oh, Sara...
That was...so depressing.
Posted by: fast_hugs | May 7, 2008 05:29 PM
...depressingly hilarious that is!
i've been online all fucking day and i only feel a little guilty about it. hookey!!!! yeah!!!!
oh my god. help me.
Posted by: Ann Carr | May 9, 2008 03:40 PM