The kinds of things you come across when
shopping on the internet for an artificial falcon
"These Plush Stuffed Falcons Are So Soft & Warm, You won't be able to stop touching them"
"The earliest know record of Falcons is from fossil record of the Miocene Epoch of Argentina about 15 million years ago. Falcons range in size from 6"-25" or 15cm to 63cm long and can weigh up to 4 pounds or 1.8kg. Falcons are known for their incredible speed in flight, aerial agility, strong legs, and superior eyesight. These talents have allowed it to survive in the wild as a hunter. As a hunter a Falcon's diet includes a variety of other smaller birds, reptiles, or small land animals. When you give a Plush Falcon to someone you care about.....you'll make them feel really special & loved."
"Delightfully soft to the touch, just cuddle up with this precious Falcon stuffed animal for hours of huggable enjoyment."
"This adorable cuddly bird will use its razor-sharp beak to tear the head off a tiny mouse, leaving the still-warm body to ooze mouse blood onto its own massive falcon talons! PERFECT GIFT FOR YOUR KIDS!"
Never you mind why I'm buying a fake falcon.