July 15, 2010

Awesome GOYK next week!

Before you go to jacuzzi you better come to this show. Check out this lineup:

Get Off Your Knees
July 20, 8:00 p.m.

CHARLYNE YI (Knocked Up, Paper Heart)
SEAN PATTON (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon)
ANN CARR (Louie, The Actress)
TEAM SUBMARINE (Lots of festivals!)

And MORE!

Hosted by Sara Schaefer.

FREEEEEEE!

The Bell House is located in the Gowanus area of Park Slope, 149
7th Street between 2nd and 3rd Avenue. (Near the 4th Ave / 9th
Street stop on the F, G, R train.)

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June 17, 2010

So You Think You Can Make a TV Show That
is Incredible

Warning: this post is not funny at all!

If you used to read me over at BestWeekEver.tv, you know I am completely obsessed
with So You Think You Can Dance. If you have never watched this show, you should
start right away. It's currently in its seventh season, but it's the type of show that just
keeps getting better. This season is staggeringly good already. If you think it's some
kind of kids' version of Dancing with The Stars, or some niche version of America's Got
Talent
...you're wrong. Dancing with The Stars is where washed up tabloid uggos try to
win themselves a bonus 15 minutes; and where ballroom dancing as an art form is shat
upon week after week. America's Got Talent is where your substitute teacher gets his
revenge on all those students who made fun of his ventriloquist act.

What makes SYTYCD different from these is that it is, fundamentally, a show about art.

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Let me explain...

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May 11, 2010

Me right now, and pretty much always.

Here's a kid playing Paparazzi at his school talent show. I am, without a doubt,
pretty much a combo of these three girls, all the time.

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Although, I am sometimes always that girl in the lower left hand corner too.

On a semi-related note, this reminded me of something that happened when
I was about 10 years old, when I played piano at a church talent show. I had
selected "The Rainbow Connection" as my masterpiece. I knew the song so
well I told my mom I didn't need to bring the sheet music. She asked, "Are you
sure? What if you forget some of the notes?" And I said something along the
lines of "Don't sweat it mom, I've got this." (Can you guess where this is
going??) When it came time for me to perform, I walked out onto the stage,
brimming with confidence, in front of an attentive audience of about 500
Southern Baptists.

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Tonight's GOYK is Way More Than A Cruise

REGULAAAATORS! (Mount up.)

This week at our show, the rhythm is the bass and the bass is the treble.
In other words, this show will murder you.

CHRISTIAN FINNEGAN
(Comedy Central, Best Week Ever)
HARI KONDABOLU (Comedy Central, Jimmy Kimmel)
ADIRA AMRAM (ECNY Best Musical Comedy Act Nominee)
DANIEL MAHONEY (Haiku Comedy Show)

JUST ADDED: PATRICK BORELLI! (Hilarious man of stage and screen and
books and more.)

Hosted by Sara Schaefer.

FREEEEEEE!

Produced by Sara Schaefer & Kim Armstrong.

The Bell House is located in the Gowanus area of Park Slope, 149
7th Street between 2nd and 3rd Avenue. (Near the 4th Ave / 9th Street
stop on the F, G, R train.)

May 03, 2010

Get (Up) Off Your Knees Tomorrow!

Forget Alabama. Forget Arizona. The only way to show you're a TRUE LEGAL
American is to come to our show on Tuesday. It's a big one. And I am pretty
sure everyone on the lineup speaks English.

JON RINEMAN (writer, Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon)
VINCE AVERILL (Live at Gotham)
JOHN F. O'DONNELL (50 First Jokes)
PAT STANGO (Don't Touch Me There)

Also featuring special guests MIKE DRUCKER (Weekend Update Contributor)
and CHRIS THAYER (making a rare NY appearance!)

Hosted by Kim Armstrong and Sara Schaefer.

The Bell House is located in the Gowanus area of Park Slope, 149 7th Street
between 2nd and 3rd Avenue. (Near the 4th Ave / 9th Street stop on the
F, G, R train.)

FREE!

April 26, 2010

This Week's GOYK: Brilliant.

Let's just get straight to the details:

Get Off Your Knees
It's a comedy show.

Tuesday April 27, 8 p.m.!

WYATT CENAC (The Daily Show)
NICK COBB (Live at Gotham)
MYKA FOX (Comical Radio)
BROOKE VAN POPPELEN (ECNY Nominee, Best Stand-Up)

with music and a chat by ED VALLANCE!

Hosted by Kim Armstrong and Sara Schaefer.

The Bell House is located in the Gowanus area of Park Slope,
149 7th Street between 2nd and 3rd Avenue. (Near the 4th Ave /
9th Street stop on the F, G, R train.)

FREE!

April 19, 2010

Huge show!

This week's GOYK is going to be awesome. We have great comedians and a very
special musical guest Henry Wolfe. I hope you'll come and bring me some of the
devil's tree (for 4/20).

Get Off Your Knees
It's a comedy show.

Tuesday April 20, 8 p.m.!

BARON VAUGHN (Fallon, Comedy Central)
ADAM LOWITT (The Daily Show)
LIAM MCENEANY (Comedy Central)
KATINA CORRAO (Dream Role)
SOREN MCCARTHY (Conan O'Brien)

PLUS MUSIC AND A CHAT WITH HENRY WOLFE!

Hosted by Kim Armstrong and Sara Schaefer.

The Bell House is located in the Gowanus area of Park Slope,
149 7th Street between 2nd and 3rd Avenue. (Near the 4th Ave /
9th Street stop on the F, G, R train.)

FREE!

April 13, 2010

Magic All Up In This Bitch: GOYK Tonight!

Tonight, let's punch pollen in the nuts! With comedy. Or something.
I'm high on over-the-counter medication that contains a key ingredient
used in the making of crystal meth. What do you want from me?

Get Off Your Knees
It's a comedy show.

Tonight at 8 p.m.!

SCOTT MORAN (Rubber Bullets)
ERIC LEDGIN (Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon)
ALI WONG (SF Weekly's "Best Comedian of 2009")

AND MORE!

Hosted by Kim Armstrong and Sara Schaefer.

The Bell House is located in the Gowanus area of Park Slope,
149 7th Street between 2nd and 3rd Avenue. (Near the 4th Ave /
9th Street stop on the F, G, R train.)

FREE!