February 08, 2010

This Week's Show!

Sometimes, when two adults love each other very very much, they take off all
their clothes and touch their bodies together. I'll explain more when you're older,
or when you come to the show this week!

We have a really great and adorable lineup.

GET OFF YOUR KNEES
It's a comedy show.

Featuring:

SEAN PATTON (Fresh off his NETWORK TELEVISION DEBUT
on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon!! YAY SEAN!)

COLIN JOST (SNL writer)

EDITH ZIMMERMAN (Wonderful. You need to discover her,
immediately. Writes for theawl.com, Huffy PoPo, and more.)

MIKE LAWRENCE (Just nominated for the ECNY Emerging
Comic Award. The funniest nerd I've ever met.)

Tuesday Feb 9, 8:00 p.m.

The Bell House Lounge
FREE!!!!

The Bell House is located in the Gowanus area of Park Slope, 149 7th Street
between 2nd and 3rd Avenue. (Near the 4th Ave / 9th Street stop on the
F, G, R train.)

February 02, 2010

Show Tonight.

GET OFF YOUR KNEES
It's a comedy show.

Hosted by Sara Schaefer & Kim Armstrong

Featuring:
CLAUDIA COGAN
KRISTEN SCHAAL
MICHELLE COLLINS

and more!

Tuesday January 12, 8:00 p.m.
The Bell House Lounge
FREE!!!!

The Bell House is located in the Gowanus area of Park Slope, 149 7th Street
between 2nd and 3rd Avenue. (Near the 4th Ave / 9th Street stop on the
F, G, R train.)

January 06, 2010

Get Off Your Knees - January Shows

We've got TWO shows this month. The first is on the 12th, the second on the 19th.
Here are the details for the 12th - deets for the 19th coming very soon:

GET OFF YOUR KNEES
It's a comedy show.

Hosted by Sara Schaefer & Kim Armstrong

Featuring:
TOM SHILLUE
ANDREA ROSEN
MATT MCCARTHY
BRENT SULLIVAN

Tuesday January 12, 8:00 p.m.
The Bell House Lounge

NOTE: This time we're charging $5. We will
occasionally still have free shows though.

The Bell House is located in the Gowanus area of Park Slope, 149 7th Street
between 2nd and 3rd Avenue. (Near the 4th Ave / 9th Street stop on the
F, G, R train.)

November 17, 2009

New Comedy Show

It's been a long long time since I produced my own comedy show. BUT I AM BACK,
and really excited about this show. My friend Kim Armstrong (you're going to love
her) is co-hosting with me. It's simple and laid back, but the talent is top notch
and we've got some really special things up our sleeves. DETAILS:

GET OFF YOUR KNEES
It's a comedy show.

Hosted by Sara Schaefer & Kim Armstrong

Featuring:
Michael Showalter (Michael & Michael Have Issues)
Morgan Murphy (Late Night With Jimmy Fallon)
Kumail Nanjiani (Letterman, Comedy Central)
Jon Friedman (Late Night With Jimmy Fallon)
and a special performance by Kirk Douglas (The Roots) and Mike
DiCenzo
(Late Night With Jimmy Fallon)
Plus a very special guest!!

Tuesday December 8, 8:30 p.m.

The Bell House Lounge
IT'S FREE.

The Bell House is located in the Gowanus area of Park Slope, 149 7th Street
between 2nd and 3rd Avenue. (Near the 4th Ave / 9th Street stop on the
F, G, R train.)


March 19, 2009

Let's Be Realistic.

Clearly, I'm having a hard time updating this site. I will try to be better. You can always check
me out every day on the Late Night With Jimmy Fallon blog. And, for real-time, up-in-your
-grill Sara Schaefer, please observe my Twitter feed:

November 06, 2008

Oops, I've Been Distracted.

More updates soon. In the meantime:


September 14, 2008

Animated Gif-t

Last week I posted a list of stink faces I made while watching The Hills,
and called upon the BWE.tv readers to create an animated gif out of them.
People went crazy! I was quite flattered. After the wave of initial gifs,
however, one straggler came in with what I think might be the best
one possible:

sarahbop.gif

Thanks to Donkiku for making that. I will be using it in a post on the site shortly.

August 30, 2008

Insulting.

Miss Wasilla 1984.jpg

Does anyone else find it a little insulting how the politicians and pundits assume that the women/people who were going to vote for Hillary (but aren't supporting Obama) would automatically support McCain due to his choice of Sarah Palin for VP? Does anyone realize how amazingly DIFFERENT these two women are? As far as I can tell, the ONLY thing they have in common is that they both have a vagina, and even still, Sarah Palin's vagina is probably enormous compared to Hillary's. (Just sayin'. She's pushed out 5 babies, Hillary only one.) I suppose there are some people who don't vote on the issues, but on their general feeling about a person, so maybe I could understand that. In my younger days, before I actually started paying attention, I thought all candidates were pretty much the same. That it didn't matter who was in the White House. But after the past 8 years, I am beginning to understand how crucial a difference it can make. If nothing else, a president and his staff set a certain tone, they portray a certain image, and, ultimately, they lead our country down one path or another. Considering all that, I cannot believe that someone who was so incredibly loyal to Hillary Clinton (so much so that they would not support Obama), could possibly feel the same love towards Sarah Palin (because in the end, you just want Clinton in the White House).

Ultimately, it (among several other things he's said and done) makes me question John McCain's attitude towards women in general. Does he think we're all stupid? Obviously there's the other side to this, that he picked Palin because she generally stands for the same things McCain stands for (though, I'm pretty sure most of the people he was considering stood for the same things he stood for, right?). Of course, that's not what people are focusing on - they keep going on about the PUMAs and Hillary supporters and that crucial cooter vote. Ugh. Nevertheless, I definitely respect both Clinton and Palin for putting themselves out there so that one day, a woman running in a presidential election won't be such a big deal, and we'll focus more on the issues at hand: i.e. banning Heidi Montag!!!